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Anonymous asked: Yo, What are your thoughts on spider crabs? I saw five on the beach yesterday. Never seen an animal constantly in pelvic thrust position.
i like spider crabs, i feel sorry for them that they are not blessed in the looks department. (it’s not good to look like a spider.) i like all crabs tho, except pubic crabs
did you know you can get pubic crabs in your eyelashes? i swear this girl i grew up with had them. i first noticed this white/yellow crab crust on her eyelashes when i was in 6th grade, and i still noticed it whenever i saw her in high school. and i honestly think it was eyelash crabs, because normal eye crust would have just fallen off when she showered.
Infest mankind seven inch
Forever
me wearin some fuckin shoe
haters gonna hate, jig
CAN I BE YOU?
i feel like i used to be way cooler than i am now. now i just feel insanely uncool, all the time.
me today
“you look tired”
never fucking say that to me!!!
it’s downright RUDE!
because either I AM really tired and you’re rubbing it in
or i am NOT actually tired but you’ve insulted my appearance anyway
Line for “tavern in the square”
More like “tards in the square”
Srsly lol what the Fuck is wrong with very nearly every human on earth
I drunk yo
why cant i post two at once
har har this is even better
